So it’s time for another bi-annual update on our guild activities.
After learning, to our dismay, that we wouldn’t be able to use Invisibility Potions to get passed Flame Leviathan, we put together a team of our top gnomes to develop strategies for Ulduar. Upon learning that our “top gnomes” were merely standing on stools, we booted said gnomes from the guild and re-assigned the task of strategy development to our 17 deathknights. Unfortunately, our 17 deathknights were also gnomes, so we were forced to boot them as well.
Since then, things have been going well. We’re currently holding weekly counseling sessions with Yogg-Saron; he seems to have some anger issues, but we’re working through them, one percent at a time.
In other news, one of our gnomes (who has a deathknight alt, don’t ask me how he avoided the previous mass booting) has developed a moderately successful semi-pug: Pirate Pug (or as I prefer to call it, “JoeyPug”). It runs on Friday nights, currently doing Naxx, OS, and Maly. More info can be found in the appropriate forum (located here).
It should also be noted that we’re once again opening our doors to recruitment. Primarily we’re interested in ranged dps (warlocks, wru), but as always, players of significant skill and experience are always encouraged to apply - regardless of class.
In closing, to prove that we are hardcore, I present you with this picture proof that we raid naked - in game, you sicko!
